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Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”
by anonymous August 29, 2021
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jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.
by Master Officer November 20, 2021
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Josh simmons

The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.
"Pakitron josh simmons will blow u up"
by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021
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daquell simmons

I answer to Daquell Simmons
by Dah.q.will November 24, 2021
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Jolie simmons

Beautiful as fuck when you see part of her body you want her more make you want to jerk off am taking about Jolie in 7 grade
by anonymous February 22, 2022
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Jayda Simmons

Palm beach lakes prom queen class of 2022!

Jay-Duh// Sim-mins//
“Hey did you hear about Jayda Simmons winning Prom Queen

“Im voting for Jayda”

“Vote Jayda Simmons for Prom Queen”
by Jayda Simmons April 7, 2022
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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022
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