Someone scheduled to work the first shift during standard daylight working hours at a three shift workplace who constantly complains and calls off. The individual may or may not suffer from an illogical persecution complex despite having the primary benefits of the three shift system tailored to his/her shift.
by Corporal America March 22, 2020

oh hell weve all used this combo the holy shortcut sent by god himself and used only by the non incognito user
by kakashi is lord April 27, 2021

Slingin some hardcore drugs. Any bloke you see wearing his speedies outside centerlink with a bumbag hanging over his puffed out chest is sure to be
Hey bro want to go chase some gangas tomorrow arvo?
Cant bruz, rent is due, gotta go shift some units
Cant bruz, rent is due, gotta go shift some units
by dingas4lyf August 5, 2016

Crossing off all tabs
If you Ctrl Shift QQ your boss computer,he'll fire you and you will say hahahahahahahaha
If he Ctrl Shift QQ your computer,he'll say that control , shift and q are too close together and you will say shift.
If you Ctrl Shift QQ your boss computer,he'll fire you and you will say hahahahahahahaha
If he Ctrl Shift QQ your computer,he'll say that control , shift and q are too close together and you will say shift.
by Aurelius Tan is a f w/ no face February 3, 2018

I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.
What is a split shift special?
When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
What is a split shift special?
When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
by Jumpy81 December 4, 2018

i realized my thoughts were being manipulated;they were truly not my own ;i was being imprinted ,and i conciously needed to shift mind imprint, to another level where i was in control
by kjzhirah April 1, 2015

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012
