Shelby

dumbest person ever

wow shelby, you’re the dumbest person ever.

by Patrick <3 Kayli May 7, 2018

Shelby

Shelby is someone who is a bitch. They make you think your friends, but then stab you right in the back. Nobody likes them either because of this, but no one says anything because they'll know she'll say something and get you in trouble for standing up for yourself. Also, they are super fake and treat you like your idiotic. They'll also get boyfriends but will later talk about them after the reason they broke up because they learned of her true nature. CAUTION: STAY AWAY FROM THESE BITCHES!

Shelby: IDK, Just stay away from them. ESPECIALLY ANDREWS. SHE'LL FUCK YOU OVER DUDE!#

by Olivia8394 January 14, 2019

shelley

shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.

kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.

kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!

by thotslayer6ix9ine August 25, 2019

Shelby

awesome shelby

Shelby is a very pretty person, she has a great personality, she is very funnyy, hunny she'll make you laugh till you cry or either pee on yourself, she is taken by David Chadwick Coffey, but if you mess with her we will be glad to kick your butt(: gott it dont mess wiff uss

by stick that in your juice boxx February 14, 2010

shyley

a stupid evil kid that is the devil's child.

Get your crucifix here comes Shyley

by :) April 9, 2004

shelly balls

when small beach objects are embedded in your testicles after vacationing at the beach

usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the dick
pain inflicted during removal of objects

Screams were heard throughout the country as Billy attempted to rid himself of shelly balls.

by Sánchez February 20, 2005

Shelby

Girl who is no longer amish. (taken sexually)

Shelby has carpal tunnel from jerking the meat.

by JoeBillyBoots April 1, 2007