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Slut-shamer

The saviours of our universe. Sluts are my least favourite kind of people. They're SO annoying and SO in denial. It's even worse when they're not in denial, though. It's not something you should be proud of.
Slut: I just had sex with a random stranger!
Me (Slut-shamer): Eww, you filthy disgusting slut!
Slut-defender: It's her right as a woman! Sexist, even though you're a girl yourself!
Me: Alright, fruitcake, two fucking things. First of all, there is such thing as a male slut, and second of all, if you think that one of the best attributes of a woman is to fuck as many people as possible, then YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, mistah - are the sexist. And actually, it's also sexist to assume that all sluts are women. Off you skedaddle.
by Vixter Frerard February 10, 2014
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Shader

That man's a skater Shader
by JawaKing April 17, 2009
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persian pepper shaker

Sexual act which involves squatting over your sleeping girlfriend/boyfriends face and, with the aid of an electric beard trimmer, showering them in pubic hair.
I gave Luanda the old persian pepper shaker last night and she looked like my dad this morning... ouch.
by Stevesbrain March 22, 2008
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Tippy-Top Shape

A term used by a complete moron to describe the White House.
“I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building, or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special — and we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape. And it’s a great, great place.”
by FL21Seacat May 20, 2018
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Shalercaster

Glen: Garry did you head what Hilary Clinton said about the war in Iraq.

Garry: Ya man, that bitch is a Shalercaster!
by Garry Greens May 5, 2006
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impossible shapes

shapes that cannot be displayed i a three dimensional space (such as your room), they must be played on vinyl.
No, I did not catch the Simpsons tonight, i went to see the impossible shapes. DUHHHH!
by tham nahem September 15, 2003
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Duck Shaped Hand Challenge

The person taking the picture uses his/her hand and shaping it to look like a DUCK with the 4 fingers and thumb in a point, then placing the Duck Shape Hand in front of a Object and/or random location and taking a picture of it, then uploading to the internet Social Media sites and then adding friends names (or Tagging) and challenging them to getting a better or more extravagant picture.
Steven places a Duck Shaped Hand in front of the maccas sign takes a picture and then posted on social media sites and tagged John, Now John has been Duck Shaped Hand Challenged to take a more funnier picture to beat him.
by The DuckMan December 16, 2011
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