scapecat

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a cat.

*similar to scapedog

Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the cat.
Person 1: Are you scapecatting?
Person 2: Yes....

by newspaperdude February 17, 2010

Scapegoaties

Legend says that during the legendary Greek War, a mystical creature was born. It's name was Scapegoaties. It all started when a farmer was trying to escape the sufferings of the Greek War. He loaded all his supplies and his two goats in a boat and ventured off into the sea. A couple feet into the sea, he realized that he was sinking because there were too many items on the boat. He quickly went to one of the goats and cast him overboard. The goat drowned and was passed into the underworld. Aries, the God of War looked into the goat's soul and saw resentment and sadness and decided to use him as his own goat warrior. Aries went to the God of the Underworld, Hades, to strike a deal. The deal was to bring back the goat to life in exchange for souls that the goat warrior would bring back. Hades accepted and brought him back to life under the command of Aries, the body of a fish, and the signature of Hades, a goatee. Now every one thousand years, Scapegoaties rises from the sea, comes into countries and destroys them by looking into each and every person's souls.

You Shall Die in the Name of the Scapegoaties!!

by LilTinkTink October 18, 2013

shade-shaking

To shadeshade is to stay up till the early hours of the morning on order to masturbate with full privacy.

"I got home from my date and went to check on my son. I caught him Shade-Shaking over Melanie Trump."

by Mister Admin Man January 11, 2017

one-shade

A white guy who acts like he is black, wishes he was black, too. Also has skin that is of darker ilk.

That dude acts so black he is one-shade from being a nigger.

by White Power mike January 28, 2014

Human Shade Trees

People who bite from other artists then spitefully hide and even go as far as put shame on the originator's name to throw shade on their work.

"...they follow, watch and learn from that pioneer, but then they treat him like a threat and competition, because they are Human Shade Trees. ..."

by HipHop Philosophy Radio February 5, 2015

Meme-scape

The eternal universe in which all memes exist and thrive. The Meme-scape is divided into several Meme-lands, each of which is presided over by a Meme-Lord (A person exerting exponential control over the way of the Dank Meme, i.e Shrek, Pepe, Harambe), who exert complete authority in their respective domains and control all the Lesser Memes. The Meme-scape is beyond mortal contemplation and is detached from the world of men. It is virtually impossible for mortals to enter it, although it is possible through the use of Meme-rifts through one dimension to the next.

'The Meme-scape is vast and holds all the dank memes and Meme-Lords'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF June 9, 2018

No Tea All Shade

In this context, "tea" is synonymous with "facts" and "shade" is an honest (and offensive) opinion/diss.

With that in mind, No Tea All Shade means "I'm stating my honest opinion here"

I think those YouTube compilations are really boring to watch, no tea all shade.

by 211soliw July 3, 2022