Waddle of Shame

The awkward, embarrassing waddling motion towards the bathroom every girl on her period makes when, upon standing after sitting/lying down, a large rush of blood and uterine lining uncontrollably exits the body all at once, and leaks beyond the present pad or tampon. The waddling motion is to avoid blood dripping down the legs due to the movement.

I got up this morning and had to do a waddle of shame, because it's my second day.

by definitionatorizer April 29, 2014

Shame Shave

When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.

Frank: Dude, where's your beard?

John: I went to the World Beard Championships.

Frank: So, you shame shaved?

John: I don't want to talk about it.

by BeardMan May 25, 2012

show shaming

When a person or group of people criticize another for not having seen a specific show or movie.

Todd "I've never seen The Simpsons."

Eric "Todd, only fucking assholes haven't seen The Simpsons"

Todd "woah, Eric, this is a safe space. No show shaming here"

Eric "I'm sorry. Seems like I'm the asshole now"

Todd and Eric Laugh.

by mr. milky April 27, 2016

The Wok of Shame

When an asian has taken the walk of shame.

Oh hey, look, Lee has the same clothes as last night! he's taking the wok of shame!

by juulz5293 September 19, 2014

No Shame Saturday

n. a weekly holiday from feelings of shame, regret, or remorse, but not from consequences. No Shame Saturday can be observed between midnight and midnight or wake up to sleep, depending on the observers preference with the stipulation that the time frame must be established by 11:59 PM on Friday. Other variation on the holiday include No Shame November, and No Shame Semester (the final semester of a college student's senior year).

Person 1: You just vommed in that bush! You're disgusting!

Person 2: You can't make my feel bad about that; it's No Shame Saturday!

by shamefreesista August 13, 2013

Job Shame

Condemning someone for working a lesser job, waitress, cashier, etc.

Ross job shamed Rachel as "just a waitress" when deciding whether or not to date her.

by Brook Byrnes May 23, 2015

scroll of shame

Similar to the walk of shame, in that it is the first thing you do after drinking heavily and trying to remember what happened the night before as you try to get your life back. However, scroll of shame is scrolling through your smart phone to see who you drunk dialed and drunk texted the night before since you cannot or only vaguely remember.

During my scroll of shame this morning, I was shocked to see I had drunk dialed two of my ex boyfriends and texted another. How embarassing!

by SteelerPP February 18, 2011