gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

shaedin

Usually a slut that always talks crap. She thinks everyone is out to get her and only has a couple friends. Everyone knows she is a hoe except her. She is easy and guys use her for sex. One of the most dumb, slutty, stupid bitches you will meet.

Person 1: hey, you see that girl over there
person 2: yea she is a total shaedin

person 1: should I send nudes to my bf?
person 2: dont be a shaedin

by realdefinitiins June 19, 2014

shaved ape

athletic dude who could be a stud if it weren't for his girly-smooth, waxed and shaved body.

A shaved ape usually doesn't have too much gray matter between the ears.

too many shaved apes at that gym

by flerlerp September 15, 2010

Shamedog

A person who should feel ashamed.

Person 1: *EPIC FAILS*
Person 2: Yo, shamedog!

by ThePhantomCorrector May 28, 2011

boot shaped

Look at a map of Idaho or Italy they are places that are shaped like a boot.

I live in Idaho, the boot shaped state, down in the toe part near Wyoming.

by admason October 25, 2006

gone pear-shaped

gained weight; got fatter

" Man, she used to be hot, but since that Freshman 15, she's gone pear-shaped.

by Shle June 26, 2004

Jeremiah shafer

A fat black pig who does nothing but play 2k all day and claims he was on a journey to lose weight but he has just been gaining weight his obese ass, also claims he doesn’t have a favorite fast food place as he eats them all.

“Jeremiah shafer did something”- said no one ever

by BRTHUYT October 5, 2019