Seimen Magnet

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.

"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."

by Geektacular February 10, 2015

Semen Syphoner

A person who sucks semen from balls and/or dick.

You know that girl Jenna? She's such a semen syphoner.

by Salliemae November 6, 2015

semen sight

When semen { from another's or yours penis} shoots into your eye causing the affected area to turn pink for a minimum of 5 days

Chase: hey angel
Angel: yeah?
Chase: me and christian were Netflix and chilling and he gave me semen sight
Angel: You're a faggot, you know that chase?
Chase: yeah....

by Yung.k.i. d December 15, 2015

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

Semen Landfill

Next size up from a Cum Dumpster.

She's slept with so many dudes her vagina is a semen landfill.

by ThirdBase June 23, 2016

Semen oath

A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.

Roberto, Mike and Garrett made a semen oath over who would be who's bestman

by Themositones November 24, 2016

Sementator

When you shove a potato in your vagina, or you wank your dick and ejaculate all over it.

"Wow! You gave Sally a sementator?!"

by Sementators April 24, 2017