Seppuku Season

That time of the year when everything is going so poorly that everyone begins to contemplate committing ritual suicide

If I get extended on this damn project one more time, it's Seppuku Season.
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus

by Seppuku Sam September 27, 2018

Season 5

There's five seasons /
Winter

Spring

Summer

Fall

And a fifth season that's all year around - CONSTRUCTION

The whole traffic is at a standstill! Must be season 5!

by Korin1 April 27, 2017

Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover

Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned

by It’s a thing February 14, 2023

NAPLAN Season

NAPLAN; the standardised testing in Australia used for Year 3, Year 5, Year 7, and Year 9 students.

NAPLAN season is the time of year in which NAPLAN testing rolls around. It can also be called "Hell."

P1: Happy May. Hey, you know what that means...
P2: What?

P1: It's almost NAPLAN season.
P2: Fuck my life.

by makkapakka-akkawakka May 16, 2021

Tasting the Season

to smoke weed on 4/20

"Happy 4/20"
"I'm tasting the season, you could say."

by iamamazingandbetterthanyou April 24, 2017

Man seasoning

When you make a man eat spicy food so he’s cum tastes of curry

Taking Charlie to haggle for some man seasoning

by Charles65615 June 12, 2018

camo season

An excuse to wear some ugly ass camo sweatsuits.
Also used to show how little fucks a person can give.

(it's especially effective if you yell it in a Scottish accent)

Calvin gives no fucks when y'all make fun of him cause he knows IT'S CAMO SEASONNNNN!!
Is it camo season yet?
Adam's girlfriend does not approve of his camo season outfits.

camo no fucks

by Ts4eves August 10, 2016