Sprite screwball

One who lives and dies by the lemon and lime. They often lose themselves in the shiny emerald surface of the can, gazing at its radiance for extended periods of time. Sprite screwballs are stereotypically in awe of a glistening cold Sprite's ability to quench thirst. There will often be numerous empty Sprite vessels littering their work spaces and private rooms. A Sprite screwball's recycling can often fills up long before their garbage can does, but not without a heartfelt goodbye to each spent can. There is also likely to be individual Sprite surprises scattered throughout a screwball's home, intended to be saved for a "rainy day". Praise be LeBron and the Sprite cranberry.

"My husband is a Sprite screwball; his desk is covered in empty cans and he won't even acknowledge dinner unless I made sure to buy him his daily twelve-packs of Sprite."

by VoltronPrime April 25, 2022

Hulu and Screw

When you're too poor to afford netflix so you use hulu with your bae

Guy: My netflix subscription is gone...so, Hulu and Screw?

Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.

by MrShitInYourHouse774 March 30, 2016

Fuck or screw the moderators day

For the month of april all days this day is active

Tony: its Fuck or screw the moderators day,We cant be banned,Muted,or warned or even demoted for this month horaay!
Shaun:I know,im one of them :(.

by Mandyan April 10, 2022

left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.

Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"

by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

screw dat

basically meaning screw that or forget that- turning down something ridiculous, stupid, or pam.

"Screw dat! I'm going home."

by RW October 25, 2004

screwed

to be in alot of trouble by someone. commonly used in future or present tense.

Adam: Shit! I failed my science exam I am soo effing screwed!

or
Tom: You robbed a bank?! You can't hide in my house! If you get caught, we are BOTH gonna be sooooo screwed!!

by bigggunns June 22, 2009