Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.

I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

Screaming Nun

The art of double fisting a girl.

Step 1: Place palms of both hands together in a praying like formation.
Step 2: Insert praying hands into intended female's vagina.
Step 3: In a swift movement, without hesitating, make praying hands into a brain shape.
Step 4: Start pumping like there's no tomorrow.
Step 5: Rinse and repeat.

Meagan enjoys when I engage her in the Screaming Nun. She always begs me for more.

by Pretty_Pony April 13, 2010

pre-scream

screaming before anything scary or exciting happens.

1) The stupid girls in the back of the roller coaster started to pre-scream before the ride even begun.

2) My friend was so freaked out watching the scary movie, she pre-screamed before the killer even came in!

by ShinobiFaye May 16, 2006

Screaming Eagle

Five dudes, one chick, three holes, two hands. Flap those arms and scream like an eagle.

Jeff: I put it in her ass.
Pete: I put it in her pussy.
John: I put it in her mouth.
Chris: She grabbed my cock.
Steve: She grabbed my cock too.

Girl who got screaming eagled: KAAAAWWWW!

by PTouch August 25, 2010

Screamin' Seal

When a male is having intercourse with a female on the beach, he pulls out and puts his penis in the sand, then puts it back in his partner. She then proceeds to scream like a seal

She didn't like it when I pulled the screamin' seal on her.

by bestfriend2226 April 13, 2009

Screaming Gorilla

The act of a male shaving his pubic hair, holding the shaved hairs in his hand, and then proceeding to have intercourse from behind with a female. When the male is near climax, he flips the female over on her back and ejaculates all over her chest. He then throws his shaved hairs on her chest and hopes that they will stick while he gives a loud gorilla call and pounds his chest like King-Kong.

Kim's roomate was amazed at the amount of hair in the tub after Kim had showered until she found out Kim's boyfriend, Larry, had given her a screaming gorilla.

by Taint McReynolds September 20, 2008

Scream Queens

A TV Show from the creator of American Horror Story and Glee starring Emma Roberts. It's a new genre mixing comedy and horror, and the first season is about a serial killer murdering students in a college, yet police doesn't do anything, the college doesn't close, no parents care about their kids and everyone is too worried about who they sleep with.

Person 1: Have you seen Scream Queens?
Person 2: Yes, but only because I wanted to see Ariana Grande die in the first episode

by gig9 May 7, 2016