Schelprock

n. a person who thinks before he speaks.

v. someone trying to be cool that makes a fool of themselves.

see also piker

n. Ericka is such a schleprock. She has no idea what she's talking about.

v. Mike you're a fucking schleprock. What the hell is your deal?

by Ben Affeck November 1, 2004

conch shell

Giving a girl a rimjob while fingering her.

Man, Johnny really has a thing for "Lord of the Flies". He tried to play Debbie's asshole like a conch shell.

by Zachary G. November 8, 2007

Schneller

A german derivative meaning quick or fast. Commonly used as a verb form: to get into a girls panties quickly.

Damn, that dude's such a pimp he schnellered her in two minutes.

by Watermilk April 6, 2005

shell

a total tool of a man that manages to pull the hottest chicks.

"Dude that chick is banging, but look at the shell she's with."

by Joe Thompson December 29, 2007

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

by sarcastic May 29, 2004

Shell Business

An exclamation used by someone when describing someone else who in a position that's usually both Fucked up and embarassing. This is a Atlanta specific slang-word.

"Dat Nigga Got Fucked Up Da Otha Day". "Word". Shell Business

by YC June 20, 2007

Shell

A stand up guy. Tough guy. Not a punk, or soft, or cotton candy. A force to be reckoned with. One who is looked at as "hard". A real nigga.

Rogers:"You heard about your boy Colley?"

Boyd: "Nah, what he do NOW?"

Allen:"He was one deep and beat up 3 goons from DSG"

Boyd:"Yeah man my boy has always been shell!"

by Prince Christopher October 5, 2007