salty buttercup

while having doggystyle intercourse, the man pulls out right before and blows it on a reeses pieces peanut-buttercup. He then hands it to his partner and they eat the salty goodness.

Dude, I gave her the biggest salty buttercup ever.

by pete November 16, 2003

Salty surprise

When your at a restaurant you ask for a salty surprise and the cook soon cums in your mouth

Can I have a salty surprise

by MC spunky January 1, 2019

pulling a salty

Pulling a salty is leaving a call right after you join, just like salty.

(user x being called)
(user x joined)
User Y: Hey X, how you doing?
(user x left)
User Y: Damn my bro is pulling a salty.

by clsslc May 19, 2021

Salty Coconut

A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.

by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017

Salty wank

To relieve yourself with a wank after getting fucked in a game of league of legends or fifa

The welsh call it "jini ffernac"

"Fuck I just got my ass kicked in fut champs im gonna have a salty wank"
"I just got fucked in my lane im gonna have a salty wank"

by Corronica April 16, 2022

Salty Swordfight

The act of two men, whacking their cum covered dicks together.

Bro, I just had the best salty swordfight with my roommate.

by Swivels March 5, 2021

Salty Seagull

Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.

Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.

by ferretz-6 June 12, 2016