Salmon

This person is an actual dumbass. they will also always have a fish who sometimes like to attack but we will always love them. This person is mostly Female but comes in all genders. look out for these types of people because they will ruin your life forever. you can also call these people ''sal'', salfish'' or tons of other things.

Salmon is very annoying

by Stowos December 25, 2020

Salmon flaps

A type a dog, usually black, that specifically has the name Sammee. That never shuts his mouth and loves barking. The place where usually a dog's checks are have being replaced by salmon like flaps.

"SHUT YOUR SALMON FLAPS YOU MUTT!"

Also

"That dog won't be quite" person 1
"Yeah he loves running his salmon flaps" person 2

by Jess3e January 17, 2025

Salmon Run

Salmon run is a delicious serious of shots being in this order. Tequilia, Clamato juice (some people say V8 but why would it have the name salmon in it that just doesnt make sense) and then finally orange juice or pineapple.

Let's get Dirty Mike and the boys together and do some delicious Salmon Runs.

by Eteyos May 30, 2019

Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Salmon cruncher

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .

Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.

by Housebroke February 20, 2022

Salmon

When someone (preferably in a Love Island villa) runs up to a pool and jumps in while wriggling their body a bit with their arms stuck to their sides to look like a salmon. They also tend to make a noise that isn’t really relevant to a salmon it’s just real funny. In other words - Chris’ signature move.

“Boys let’s salmon”-Chris
-boys jump in pool looking like autists-

by Heythereurbandictionaryusers August 2, 2019