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thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
by java monster February 22, 2008
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p'tada salad

"I don't be eatin' just anybody p'tada salad. I only eat ma mama or my unty's p'tada salad."
by itpams July 17, 2016
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Salad roasting

Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.
That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!
by WooLIII May 8, 2018
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cum salad

When you ass Fuck a girl, Then procceed to cum in her butt. After this you lick her ass and toss the cum salad.
I made a cum salad in that bitch
by kauffmanism May 11, 2014
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group-salad

Atleast 8 guys of all different races eating one asshole together in harmony.
Davey: Bro, what did you guys do last night?

Cooper: We had a group-salad on Maxxx.
Davey: Oh shit man, without me? *cries*
by CryBabyDavey January 2, 2018
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Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.
I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie
by Zerohecks September 17, 2018
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Pub salad

The culinary combination of a packet of crisps, splayed open and covered in Tabasco sauce. Invented in the Pipe & Slippers, Bristol
Oi Jono, one more pub salad and your bro is going to blow his gizzards
by Jono-L April 16, 2022
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