by Midgetbiatch August 13, 2015
Get the Sammug. a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.
by Stijner June 20, 2019
Get the Sammug. by Juanito el pito January 19, 2019
Get the Sammug. OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!
by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019
Get the The Sammug. When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*
Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.
Person 1: I used a different name
Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.
Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.
Person 1: I used a different name
Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.
by Lieordie September 1, 2016
Get the Sammingmug. Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018
Get the Sammug. by Damo87 November 7, 2017
Get the Sammug.