symantha

symantha is probably gay and has a little silly cat called binx. symantha is also kinda funny but she is a furry so in cancels out. she also loves to watch inappropriate things during music on her school chromebook

hey that person is a real symantha !

by WRENNY MWAHAHAHAHA December 2, 2022

Sympathole

An Asshole that asks people to donate money , other things etc. to a needy , poor , disabled etc. specially challenged people but gives little to nothing to the needy & keeps a large amount or everything collected to himself/herself. In short a third-party feeding off of sympathy towards needy, poor etc.

60% of people who ask to donate to the needy are sympatholes

by RAGING_BULL June 5, 2023

Ass-symptotal

An adjective describing a relationship in which two close friends of the opposite sex are infinitely close to hooking up or having a formal relationship, but never quite do.

Derived from the mathematical concept of an asymptote, a curve coming infinitely close to a line, but never quite reaching it

"Come on, I saw Kristie looking at you last night at the party. Tell me you two finally hooked up"
"Nah, it just didn't feel right. I'm starting to think that our relationship is doomed to be ass-symptotal."

by Boris Arkadyevich January 11, 2009

The symbiote

When you jizz on someones face and it makes a mask like that of the symbiote from spiderman which is very hard to get off

I gave my girlfriend the symbiote last week and it took her an hour to clean up!

by dev'o September 5, 2011

Bedspring Symphony

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.

Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.

by jewoobs69 September 25, 2015

afrological symbols

Throwing up gang signs in the hood.

The gang banger got thrown out of the Circle K for splayin afrological symbols.

by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016

Shit Sympathy

Pity; shitty sympathy that shouldn't be taken as real sympathy.

Dude, you don't even deserve my shit sympathy!

by SydTheNot-SoCoolKid April 23, 2018