piss trout

A no tooth junky whore who may or may not be selling her body for methamphetamines and makes her living by participating in one golden shower after the other

“Jackie Lynn is such a piss trout you would not believe what she did to Clarence behind the save-a-lot last weekend”

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D May 6, 2018

Omni-piss

Omni-piss refers to the activity of drinking in extreme excess and the full immersion in aspects such as, location of piss, company in which you are on this piss, substance both legal and illegal, and unequivocal dedication to the overall cause.

Slouched and hungover, Sebastian turns to Bloomers and remarks:
"Last night was remarkable, truly an Omni-piss"
Bloomers concurred affectionately and then proceeded to vomit into the sink for the remaining sunlight hours

by DopeDickFuckChick May 17, 2020

Emotional Piss

When someone dumps all their emotions and "feelings" on you, usually negative.

Guy 1: So how are you and your girl?
Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.

by Blackpig January 14, 2010

Piss in a lake

Something that is rebellious and rude, but also insignificant.

Releasing nuclear waste into outer space isn't really a proper thing to do, but it dirties the environment as much as to piss in a lake.

by Arronon July 21, 2009

piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.

dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.

by wow567443 December 31, 2009

Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.

Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .

by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009

Pissed Pistofferson

a proper name for a person that is very mad, upset, pissed-off

Scott was so mad at that bartender last night that he turned into Pissed Pistofferson

by dRPheelgood April 26, 2011