stonership 

To assign or take responsibility for something knowing it will either be not done or totally fucked up.

Dude, you were supposed to pick us up at SFO not the Oakland Airport. What happened?
I know, I take complete stonership for that.

OK, which of us will take stonership for driving tonight?

stonership by DontAskMeIJustGotHereMyself April 24, 2010

Stoner Tangent 

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.

Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.

Stoner Tangent by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009

stonerosis 

condition in which one has become too stoned to do anything other than to get more stoned.

I have stuff to do today but I've got stonerosis.

stonerosis by dmnyd$ March 18, 2011

Stoner meal 

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.

Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.

Stoner meal by davidmact June 7, 2011

Stoner Army

The Stoner Army is an organization that fights for stoner rights. Originally a group of web-cam chatters, this community has grown to become a part of the movement to legalize marijuana.

Their homepage is stonerarmy.org

"The Stoner Army needs you!"

Stoner Army by Stoner Army HQ November 12, 2011

Stoner movies 

Movies that overexaggerate the effects of prolonged marijuana use. Movies like Half Baked. Movies you watch when you're stoned.

"Harold and Kumar are good stoner movies"

Stoner movies by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

Stoner's dozen 

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I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

Stoner's dozen by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015