Hog Stamp

The act of taking your dick and hitting a person on the face with it.

John stop Hog Stamping me it hurts.-Tiffany

Dont stamp me with that hog.

The Hog Stamp gave me a red dick outline on my face.

by BigHomieJohn October 22, 2008

Granny Stamp

This is what tramp stamps become when these hotties hit their 60s and 70s. A tattoo on the lower back of a grandmother (possibly a GILF now).

That old lady must have been hot in her day, I'm sure she has a granny stamp to prove it!

by LeGogh February 20, 2010

licking stamps

To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.

-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!

by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010

Opinion stamp

a thing people do during a conversation by placing their opinion on a subject that already has a fact behind it considering that you can't replace a fact with your opinion unless your an idiot

Ron was talking to Jeff about how he "thinks" that the sky should be green not blue then Jeff says but it's a fact that the sky is blue so you can't put your opinion stamp over an existing fact you dumbass

by superiorbreed August 24, 2016

Camel Stamp

When you dip your vagina in ink and proceed to "stamp" it on a sleeping friends' face.

Bro do you remember when Taylor camel stamped Donny's face at Bryce's party while Jeff videotaped it?

by GBR Gang January 29, 2017

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

Shrew Stamp

aka mushroom stamp. to slap a girl in the forehead with the tip of your shrew.

I`ve got an elongated shrew stamp for you

by Mallory StrongCock April 8, 2004