St. Brendan 

High school in Miami full of pregnant girls and dumbass guys who swear they are the shit and look like fuckboys that catch the attention of the deperate hoey girls that fight over them

Hey bob did you hear about the girl that got pregnant at that high school?
Oh yeah she goes to St. Brendan

St. Brendan by JQuelin February 6, 2019

St. John Ambulance Recruits 

Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing

"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"

St. John Ambulance Recruits by owobutuwu March 11, 2021

St ives High School

St ives high school is a school who likes to spend the government funding on sandstone bricks instead of using it to get some fucking better utilities

Construction worker: "Hey for the school should we use the funding from the government to make the bathrooms not smell like absolute shit?"
Mr Watson: "NO, get more sandstone bricks."

Construction worker: "But we could use that funding for..."
Mr Watson: "We need more sandstone bricks."
St ives high school also has a bunch of faggots ripping stigs in the bathroom

St ives High School by Mr Watson February 8, 2022

St. John the Baptist

This is the most treacherous school I have seen in my 47 years of living. I sent my kids here for a year and I am already in debt 30,000 dollars. My kids are 4th graders and came home and they stink of the cafeteria and gym. Their feet especially stink band they now have fungus in between their toes. They need to do hygiene protocols. Their penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He is now traumatized and mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They need to do hygiene protocols. My kids penny loafers are demolished after playing in the parking lot. A PARKING LOT!! My kid almost got ran over by a mini truck. He now mentions it when we go to the family therapist weekly. They are taught that premarital pregnancy is a sin. Me and my hunky (FIFTH) cousin/husband had our first child at 14 years old. Ever since then, we now have 7.5 kids and are living in a BEAUTIFUL trailer. So are we going to hell???? HUH?!?! DON’T SEND YOUR KIDS HERE. ZERO STARS. ZERO.

“St.John the Baptist gives your kids foot fungus and obesity.”

“I sent my kid to St. John the Baptist and are now in debt by 40,000 dollars.”

St. John the Baptist by alphasubmissivemale August 30, 2022

St. Catharines Stakeout 

When a taxi driver waits in the parking lot of a strip joint waiting for the drunk and high strippers to finish their shift. Upon exiting, the dancers are then offered a ride home in exchange for a hummer. (Common occurence in St.Catharines, a small town close to Niagara Falls Canada).

AKA: Cherry Picking, Shooting Fish in a Barrel

Dispatch: Jeff, we have a fair at the sixteen block of Grantham Plaza, over.

Jeff: Fuck off Doug! Im on a St. Catharines Stakeout right now.

St. Catharines Stakeout by Joe Mio September 5, 2008

st. mary's annapolis 

A catholic school (though often not apparent) located in historic downtown Annapolis, home of the legendary Saints. Also home to many boozers, stoners, smokers, dippers, and lax players. Considered poor because of low tuition and crappy rented public playing fields it is full of many rich preps that let you know they are rich preps. Known mostly for champion lax teams, men’s and women’s, it also has strong soccer, cross country, and wrestling teams. It is full of some of the most spirited and crazy fans know to start tailgating the day before a game (any game) starts and end several days after (win or loss). The Saints' archrival is the even richer and snottier Severn school. A school full of worthless trust fund babies who have a snowball's chance in hell in beating the Saints in anything. St. Mary's has many drawbacks but is ultimately the best school in the Balto-Annapolis area sending a national record of students to US Service Academies (9) and D1 schools (entire women's lax team) per capita. Often imitated rarely duplicated, the real Harvard on the Severn.

Woah, who is the lax chick drinking her weight over there?
Oh, she goes to St. Mary's annapolis.

Wow, talk about tough opponents, must be something they learn at St. Mary's.

st. mary's annapolis by Saintmaniac July 20, 2008

St Mary's 

When you wake up to sirens and helicopters don't worry the bomb squad has taken car of the light fixtures.

Q: Why was World Carnival cancelled?
A: Because the groundskeeps found a fallen lighting fixture and mistaked it for a pipe bomb!!

St Mary's by Ian, Sarah, and Bridgin April 17, 2005