Sperm Whale

1. A Whale that has spermaceti in his head, not sperm

2. A fat man who masturbates for a total of 24 hours in a fortnight (that may not seem like alot but remember that it's a TOTAL of 24hrs. Thats alot) and spews bucket loads of semen
Dave: "Woah! That guy is fat!!"
Bill: "Yeah, but his hands are covered in milk!"
Dave: "Umm... That's not milk, Bill. That's cum"
Bill: "What a Sperm Whale!"
Dave: "Bill, what's that mean, he's a Human!"
Bill: "Oh, it's a word that LemonyStuff invented."
Dave: "Woah, it all makes sense now!"
by LemonyStuff September 04, 2009
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Sperm farmer

One who farms or collects semen in a very homosexual way.
When Andrew got a few beers in him, he became a real sperm farmer and he always yielded a large harvest.
by PTSD greg March 08, 2011
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sperm chicken

a young man of great fertility, or, if used in the negative - an older one who has lost his virility.
Did you hear that Heather had an extremely physical affair with the 25year diving instructor she met on vacation? Five times a night apparently - he was a real sperm chicken.

Poor Jane and Mike are having problems conceiving - she's young and healthy, but Mike being over 50 is no sperm chicken anymore.
by narikin September 15, 2010
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Sperm Belly

A woman with a pooch belly who may be mistaken for a prostitute/stripper; A man with a pooch belly who looks/acts overtly gay.
Wow, who was that sperm belly you were talking to, Ray?
I don't know, but I think he wanted to give me hickies on my back!
by ashleeloulou June 21, 2011
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sperm bag

A bag (shopping bag, trash bag etc) that a male uses to ejaculate in while masterbating to maintain unsoiled bed sheets and to conceal evidence of pleasure from parents.
After my dad discovered and disposed of my sperm bag hiding under my bed, he thought it was a good opportunity to talk to me about my hormones, how to properly use a condom and the benefits of practicing safe sex.
by ericjr85 January 10, 2012
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sperm spasm

when a whore sticks her tongue into the male anus and tickles the prostrate.
omg! kira just told me she likes to eat ass, she's such a sperm spasm.
by spyncter_pinch February 06, 2010
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giant sperms

Nickname for jail kitchen workers who wear white coveralls.
Here comes the giant sperms up from the kitchen. Time to strip search them and check their butts for shanks..
by big-dick-brit October 01, 2006
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