Shlips

someone that chats absolute shit, who is then given the name shit lips (shlips).

'hey shlips, stop chatting pony you fairy'

by George Alagiyah November 30, 2009

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.

"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

by amnsiac May 15, 2009

Fraudian Slip

When you accidentally let slip (Freudian Slip) that you think Freud was a fraud.

I made a Fraudian Slip yesterday when I told my psychologists, who loves Freud, that reading Freud "made me feel crappy". I was going to lie and say 'feel happy,' but I let it slip.
Tomorrow I'm going to tell her that people should be "more grateful of Freud," and hopefully I don't accidentally say 'more hateful'.

by RipT January 10, 2009

Polish Slipper

The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.

Last night was crazy. I was buffing the banana and made my girlfriend a Polish Slipper

by KingsFullOfTwos November 1, 2010

Slip n' Slide

When she's fucking you on top with a soaking wet pussy and you're on bottom sweating like crazy, she literally slides up and down your body and cock.

It's hands down amazing sex When you're both doing the slip n' slide.

by MakeEmSmile October 25, 2012

the slip

When you wake up in bed with some nasty chick/guy and you make an emergency exit without waking him/her up.

"I woke up in the room with that ugly ass broad and I needed to give her the slip but she was wrapped all around me!"

by Nikki March 9, 2004

slipknot

1) A type of knot designed to skip once tied. Common uses for this are;
to increase pressure on the arm revealing veins (often for injections of not-always-legal substances or IVs)
Nooses, for hanging a person by the neck
Provoking suffocation

Negative associations with this type of knot lead to;

2) A metal band with noticeably aggressive, provocative, depressing yet ironically reflective (and practically inaudiable) lyrics. The band, SlipKnot, have caused contraversy because some of there lyrics promote self harm.
The band itself has an overwhelming number of members, and even more fans.
Each use of an intrument played in a track, although talently played, can be described as distorted, aggressive and often chordless...

"Looks like a suicide -- it's a slipknot noose"
"Pass me a slipknot, I need to shoot up"
"Has anyone got the new SlipKnot album?"

by A speaker's curtain November 2, 2006