Smurfenburg 

Smurfenburg Von Dach is a lawyer, fraudster, and bitch-theif. He is a meme but also a criminal notorious of bitch-theft. He is pretty dope, he is the man in the 'pondering my orb' meme.

Adam: "Yo is that Smurfenburg?"
Jacob: "Oh fucknuts it is him! Run!"

Smurfenburg by Smurfenburg May 8, 2022

Soggy Smurf Delight 

Much like the soggy biscuit a group of men get together and masturbate on a biscuit and the winner tops it off with blueberries for the loser to eat. Loser is the man who finishes last.

Winner: Enjoy this you earned it.
Loser: That was the saltiest soggy smurf delight I have had in weeks.

Soggy Smurf Delight by ADD Smurf November 16, 2011

PAPA SMURF 

Its a way to be cute (petname) with your significant other. Papa smurf was the oldest and had the wisdom to guide everyone.Daddy leader provider.

Babe is the papa smurf in our home. He (or She) always gives us good advice when we need it

PAPA SMURF by BreezeBonita September 15, 2018

Sloppy Smurf 

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

Sloppy Smurf by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf 

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

Sloppy Smurf by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf 

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.

Sloppy Smurf by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Papa Smurf’d 

The act of placing shitake mushrooms in a person ass and then eating them.

Bro! I papa smurf’d Tiffany last night!

Papa Smurf’d by Mamá llama February 2, 2019