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Rusty Smirnoff

The act of placing a Smirnoff Ice in one’s anus, removing said Ice, then lunging to one knee and chugging the Ice.
Jesse had to Rusty Smirnoff Jessica after Christopher inappropriately caught Jesse off guard with a an icing worthy of rustiness.
by Jp2dag00 December 12, 2020
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Mama Smirk

The female version of a Papa Smirk. A Mama Smirk is a woman who is beautiful, a stoner, short, and has small breasts; despite any given situation, she still manages to attract a partner. She is a very unique character all around.
"You see that girl over there? She's a real Mama Smirk."
by BPD_Babe_420 December 18, 2022
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Off smirk

To stop smiling or to instanly become infuriated
I went off smirk when Sitie told me that she wunna break up wit me
by _broski_101 December 27, 2022
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Salvatore Smirk

Whatever the fuck Damon Salvatore does with his smile, can he smile normally for Christ’s sake?
Stefan is able to smile normally, his brother Damon on the other hand has the fucking Salvatore Smirk.
by w1tchy.c0spl4yz February 22, 2023
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Sir Smiifie

Absolute gay lord that posts art online.

Has a big pp though..
Sir Smiifie? Kinda mid tbh..
by Not Sir_Smiifie June 30, 2023
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Side Smirker

A person that has a smile like a Roblox Face. Where one corner of the mouth goes more up then the other.
Original Side Smirker: L.S (A guy in the Schniedelwutz gang)
A: „His smile is so interesting
B: „Yeah he looks just like the Roblox face,such a Side Smirker!“
by insider.jokes December 4, 2023
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Dima Smirnov

A sex coin termed by the popular pornstar Dima Smirnov, typically acting as a twink in popular experimental gay porn movies, he coined the term, to "Dima Smirnov" someone is to act as if you are a woman upon meeting someone new, and hold that disguise for years, become close to them and get engaged then married to them, eventually upon bedding their lover for the 1st time the aformentioned twink will shed their womanly facade and reveal that they are a big hairy man with a huge shlong, upon this realization the twink will proceed to make passionate love to their spouse as if the spouse was a woman. "Dima Smirnov" was first used in Dima's popular film, "To Suck a Cockingbird"
Person 1: did you hear jerry got "Dima Smirnov" by his wife
Person 2: I wish someone would "Dima Smirnov" me
Person 1: Same
by EDBBC_445 March 14, 2024
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