soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

Cock smelting

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.

Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

French spelling?

French is the language where it is spelled "lonelychickenpoo" and pronounced "alligator"
In fact:
Did you know that the words "african meatballs" In french is "À'fiquinze Maèbals"
And "hairy leg factory" is

"àrhy leone fatootwuy"

Me and my bestie talking about French Spelling?
-J'ai une chatte
-oui, et en retard
-non, chien!
-shf, I'justwrôte down'ràndòm'frènch wôrds
-Àrhy leone fqtootwuy!!!
-NON!!!

And thats French!

by CaptainBananaPants<3 January 18, 2018

Jaylen Snelling

A failure at life with mental health problems, Jaylen Snelling is a friendless child. He always likes to act ghetto in an attempt to be cool and he gets suspended at least once a week. In addition to getting suspended from school, the main reasons he get suspended are for trying to fight a fellow student, bringing a dangerous weapon, or for bringing illegal drugs.

He also has disgusting hair and tries to make fun of other students for no reason. His main attire features a fedora, trench coat, snow boots, and a fake Gucci belt.

Occasionally hanging out with other troublesome kids, Snelling will threaten ANYONE. Including his associates.

Guy 1: “Remember that one kid who always made fun of everyone for no reason?”
Guy 2: “Oh yeah, that’s Jaylen Snelling.”

by HackingSpecialist May 9, 2018

savage selling

The act of typing the price of something you brought at a garage sale into a inflation calculator and the date it was made, getting the price, and selling that same object for that price.

Ah, the sweet smell of savage selling!

by Shocken 2 November 18, 2018

Bad Spelling Disorder

A 100% REAL disorder where you brain cannot mentally put together words correctly. No matter how many times the said person reads or writes the correct word, when spelling it on their own it doesn't click. Similar to Dyslexia but not the same in any means. Doesn't effect reading.

Me: I think Ella has Bad Spelling Disorder
Mom: Dumbfuck probably does.

by XOLoUwU June 17, 2019

Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019