Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.

What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.

by Nymareg December 6, 2018

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Sebastian

Sebastian is a perfect name for someone with a huge penis. He also is extremely attractive and handsome.

Girl 1: whoa, look at that hansome gut over there
Girl 2: yeah, he probably has an extremely large penis
Girl 1: of course!
Excample of two girls lokking at a guy named Sebastian.

by BigBoyBigPenis October 11, 2018

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Rowan Sebastian Atkinson

aka mr. bean
that's it

who is Rowan Sebastian Atkinson? it's mr bean!

by testerman2314 November 2, 2018

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Sebastian/chino

The fucking asian dude that has a problem and is small like his dick and he is gay as fuck. gay

Chino has a 0.00000001 inch cock. Sebastian/chino is gay.

by Sebas is gay as fuck March 13, 2019

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sebastian italia

a rich ass game playing dick slap who brags about being poor. someone who constantly is disrupting the class and smoking weed. they love to do sports and bash up weaklings for girls.

wow, your such a sebastian italia

by Marlowe Box February 13, 2019

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