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scissorteeth 

A person with teeth at such odd angles, that if they were to knock out all of that person's teeth the dentist would have to put them back in at the same odd angles.
"Ol' Solgot busted his shit on the trampoline and now looks like Edward Scissorteeth.
scissorteeth by Dan J. Smith January 17, 2008

Scissor Sticks 

The legs of a skinny lesbian.
Star and Pat were in the middle of hot scissoring until Pat's ex dike lover interruped and kicked Star in the vagina with one of her scissor sticks.
Scissor Sticks by Forge69 January 18, 2009

scissor shit 

Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.
Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.

Dry Scissoring

When two females feel the burning desire to have sex, but don't want to take their clothes off. So instead they must get on top of each other and split their legs in a scissor like fashion. It is a meeting point of the vagina's which now holds the two people dry scissoring in an inseparable, captivating bond. It can be done with many types of people- lesbians, best friends, anyone!
I love dry scissoring! It feels so good!
Dry Scissoring by llamakitty July 26, 2013

scissor me timber

The act of two females scissoring while a male is underneath with his penis up between their vagina's.
I caught an early flight home and walked in on my wife scissoring some chick, to which I replied "Hmmmm... Perhaps this would be a good time to scissor me timber!"
scissor me timber by Ssylar October 27, 2008

gentle scissor 

when a girl jerks you off with two fingers
give me a gentle scissor rite here in the ice rink