The Safecracker

When you lick someone’s nipple, rub the other, and stick a finger up their butt simultaneously.

She told me to give her the safecracker and came so hard she was paralyzed for a few minutes!

by justbookit March 25, 2022

Batter Satchel

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster

That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!

by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022

Yas Satch

A fanny as big as whitefriargate

She’s a sket her defo a yas satch

by MassiveMong August 8, 2022

muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022

Anthony sanecchiaro

anthony has no mom

anthony sanecchiaro mom passed from an overdose like a druggie mother with bad loser things.

by anthony hater 5509 October 13, 2022

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023

Sex Satellite

SatelliteS that look at your private parts while ur sitting in ur existence.

I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.

by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023