Sad lasagna

Meaning being so sad or upset your energy is the equivalent to bland lasagna.

"Jim's cat just passed away and his energy lately has been such Sad lasagna

by Milo Max February 16, 2019

Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018

Sad Kautz

Originated from David Katz. Our "dear" friend Kautz who unfortunately looks exactly like David. Is when someone says something that offends or hurts your feelings

In a galaxy far far away... virgins watched a completely made of nonsense film and created a religion. Civilization labelled them Betas! He felt like a Sad Kautz

by Drhymen September 7, 2018

true sadness

when you accidentally kill your minecraft dog

guy 1: i accidentally killed my minecraft dog D:
guy 2: that... is true sadness.

by why am i still alive June 12, 2019

aristocratic sadness

when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.

"wagwan whats up your ass today?"

"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"

"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"

by oigayboiwhatyoulookinat August 11, 2019

Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am

Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap

by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019

Sad Vice

Emanating from “The Viceland Channel”. A documentary about events that leaves you feeling bad about mankind and humanity.

“Yo did you watch, City Of Ghosts?”

“Yep, I did man, Its mad sad vice.”

by Blistic_1 February 12, 2018