russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.

Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!

by William Cumberton September 17, 2016

Russian Sandbar

When you and your partner are having sex in the sand and you pull out too far and your dick hits the sand and you go back in

Me and the ol lady were messing around on the beach and I gave her a Russian sandbar

by Curled cheese curds September 20, 2016

russian mat

The broad range of Russian swear words

"Mama, I am not talking in Russian Mat"

by Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui December 2, 2016

russian hot taco

When a group of guys jizz in an anus and fart all that jizz into a vagina to get her impregnated with one of those guys semen.

She must of played Russian hot taco if she doesn't know who the baby daddy is....slut

by Pity Puddles June 9, 2017

Russian Hello

When you throw a grenade(without pulling the pin)at someone as a friendly greeting.

A Russian Hello
Person 1 throws a grenade at person 2
Person 2:Oh, hey Rob!

by HelloTurkey July 9, 2017

Russian Tourettes

When your level of expertise in the Russian language is only sufficient for swear words. Everything you say is either rude or creepy.

Russian Tourettes: "Туретта по-русски, сука"

by _srsh_ May 8, 2018

Russian Tap Water

Vodka, typically used as a substitute for water

You see, Ivan, if drink Russian Tap Water you will shoot Kalash more accurately since hands will be less shaky.

by Ivan Ivanovich June 21, 2019