hit two peacocks with one ruby

a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"

Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means

by Blondie July 16, 2004

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Rude Ruby

noun ( ro͞od-ˈro͞obē )

The aftermath of removing a glass butt-plug that is too large for the wearer; resulting in a ripped sphincter and/or a bloody butt plug.

"How was the date?"

"It was going great, until I ended up shitting out a Rude Ruby."

by BigWick-a-Boiii July 21, 2022

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Ruby White

The purest form of a Fineapple.
The hottest Tamale that ever 'Maled.

The reason Jim Carrey thought it neccessary to teach us how to spell B-E-A-Utiful.

If she ain't a Fineapple, she isn't the real Ruby White.

by Emily Ashe April 13, 2020

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Ruby is intelligent, hilarious, and kind. She is beautiful, inside and out and she can be a bit shy at times. She'll laugh at any of your jokes (even if they aren't funny), because she's just plain awesome. Ruby is a wonderful, compassionate young woman and if you've got her as a friend, you're so lucky. If you've got her as a lover, you are the most fortunate man or woman in the whole wide world. Ruby is faultless.

Normal background person: "Dang, is that Ruby?"
Me: "Yep, she's my girlfriend."
Normal background person: "You're so lucky! She's so hot!"

by violahi February 2, 2022

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Ruby

Shes awesome, dont underestimate ruby. Shes sneaky, will know secrets if your trying to hide some. Beautiful, shes really pretty! you cant get enough of this funny, amazing, girl!

Person: hey, that girl seems really cool..but who is she?

Me: oh thats ruby, shes really nice go talk to her man.

by 😵🖤 January 7, 2021

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