retrocrush

(n.) A brief but intense infatuation with someone from the past, especially someone unattainable or inappropriate.

I have the hugest retrocrush on Marcia from the Brady Bunch! Yeah, I know the character is in high school and I'm in my fifties now, but hey, she was older than me when I was a kid. Don't judge me.

by chasfh711 April 23, 2016

Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.

I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.

by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016

Retro

Old-fashioned typa style. Not just how you look but who you are and how you carry yourself.

They all gone retro

by Klvssic August 13, 2016

Retrezvous

(1) A meeting with someone in your past, at a location significant to you both; or (2) A secret meeting with an ex, pretty much for horizontal recreation

This word also has the added benefit of a strong linguistic alignment with 'deja vu' (hey, I've been here before...)

"Hi Claire, I know it's been a while, but I have to see you again. Please? I won't tell Amy if you don't tell Brad - can we have a little retrezvous at that hotel we used to go to in the city?"

by bill cauliflower August 13, 2016

retrican

Are the people who use Retrica App

Be the Retrican!

by followmefollowyou February 9, 2017

Retractulating

The opposite of nutting; when you are so turned off that your nut is sucked back into your body

"And I swear when I saw my grade on that test I bombed, I retractulated"
"Aw man dude I am constantly retractulating in that class"

by retractulator101 April 7, 2017

retrify

To retrieve information from multiple sources.

We are now able to retrify all of our customer data in one place, so it will be of the highest quality and we save heaps of time thanks to the automatic CRM-integration!

by Zoomerang_1129 May 9, 2017