Remodel

This usually happens after eating a the $5 meatball marinara sandwich special at the corner dive bar. Once you've realized it was on special, because the sauce already turned toxic, it's too late. Before you can get your pants and underwear to your ankles, the repainting of your bathroom has already begun. As you hit the floor, face first, passing out due to the pain, your ass is turned into a mini Bellagio fountain dancing to "Singing in the Rain"

I'm sorry I didn't mean to remodel your bathroom.

by Drawnats May 22, 2015

Remont

Remont is a very quiet person when you first meet him but, he can turn out to be a weird, funny, crazy, and short-tempered if you've known him long enough, but in serious situations he can be understanding. Meeting this unique person with a unique name, PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.

Remont is Fucking lit

by oofergrue September 13, 2019

baters remorse

A form of regret that develops after completing the act of masturbation. The origins of the feeling may include religous guilt, personally unaligned gender roles, and or most frequently a desire to have opted for another mental subject, or subject object.

I wouldn't have baters remorse now if I had clicked on the hot local mom's tab instead of the hunky bears tab.

by Nom de fake September 12, 2014

shitter's remorse

The void of moisture in your body after the act of defecation while already dehydrated. The mental and physical emptiness felt after taking a gigantic shit.

Gordo knew he would soon have "shitter's remorse" as he gazed with dehydration at the over flowing port-a-johns on the third day of the music festival.

by Shady Jay May 10, 2011

Remorsal

The last remaining piece of food after a meal (usually dessert) that no one wants to take for fear of appearing rude or too eager.

"I really want the last remorsal of pie if no one else does!"

by Ivlivs April 18, 2010

Seller's remorse

Seller's remorse, is the feeling of regret right after you breakup with someone, when you think you may have made a mistake.

After I broke up with Trisha I missed the feel of her breasts and wanted to call her up, but I shook that off as seller's remorse

by Daniel Zev June 1, 2011

Remort

A normal person engaging in retarded behaviors. Sometimes known as a "Linskey"

John just pee'd in Mike's mom's panty drawer... What a remort

by telecomslave October 27, 2010