Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009

Release the Kraken

The point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation.

Brad: "Nice flavor savor Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"

by gooderlooking April 15, 2010

Charity Relief Work

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting

I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage

by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007

relevantastic

something, quite easily that is a mixture of relevant to a conversation or situation. whilst also being fantastic

"hey jim, that girl you raped is mute and can only give testimony through sign language"
"yes...And?"
"well, if we cut of her hands she'll not be able to give her testimony and you could get off scott free"
"holy heck phil, thats relevantastic

by Patrick McKiernan April 7, 2008

Reiles

A person who has unbelievable computer skills and knowledge. Also one who is exceptionally good at any video game. People worship this person's skills.

Did you see that Reiles guy? He pwnd the whole server!

by JimmyDaJew March 16, 2009

Release the Crazy

When you let someone (whether trying to date or just meeting someone new) in a little too early on the craziness.

Also: Save the Crazy

Anna: Good luck on your date! Don't release the crazy!

by lmz January 13, 2010

Team Relevance

Team Relevance is educated reggae/rock for your mind, booty, and soul with politically, socially, and love driven lyrics. They have performed with notable acts such as Trevor Hall, Tomorrows Bad Seeds, Westbound Train, Vegitation, Kosha Dillz, Messy Jiverson, Deals Gone Bad, and Outlaw Nation. They have a self titled album available on iTunes. You can catch up with this reggae super group at www.teamrelevance.com or www.myspace.com/teamrelevance

I went to a Team Relevance show, got my face rocked off, got laid, got my pants stolen, and converted to Buddhism all in one night!

by Team Relevance April 24, 2010