Rectal Crevice

When a person's rectum is molested so much their anus resembles a crevice.

Fred's rectal is so wide from anal intercourse that having sex with him is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Eric April 7, 2005

rectal recreation in the anal arena

when 2 or more guys have a friendly competition in a game of butt darts

"hey jacob, some guys are having rectal recreation later if you want to join in"

by bob dole October 5, 2004

rectal examination

when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude

sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"

by ben shapir-no June 12, 2019

testicle shitting rectal wart

rectal wart

looks like little zit

by mkjrmj May 10, 2003

rectabate

To rectify an unsatisfactory session of sexual intercourse by post-coital masturbation.

The guy was oblivious to her clit and made "sweet love" like a numb jackhammer. As a last ditch effort to salvage her evening, she rectabated after he passed out.

by Corinne Veronica September 22, 2005

rectangular orgasm

rectangular orgasms: adj: when a woman sleeps with the office nerd to get ahead in her career and actually enjoys it

jane: so Janet I heard you slept with bob from the office to try and get a promotion, did it work?

Janet: I don't know what it was all I can say is I had a rectangular orgasm...

by Josh Obie December 13, 2007

Rectangular

When someone is trying to be something that they're not
Usually used for wannabe roadmen/people who think they're hard when they're really not
origins UK

Mans acting bare rectangular

by Just Another Dick-tionary November 16, 2020