Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
by Stoney69 December 22, 2020
Get the Rear end shitsplosion: Part 2 mug.
Related Words
recarded
• Recardo
• Recar
• recard
• recarbohydratize
• recarbohydrize
• Recarda
• Recardecide
• RecardoblueslimeYT
• recardo reid
During sex, the man pulls out at climax and puts the tip of his penis in the woman's butt, ejaculating into it without warning.
by the blind lijkbzresdg January 20, 2021
Get the Reartarted mug.by phdeed2015 February 11, 2021
Get the Rear View mug.by sir gold February 18, 2021
Get the rearrending mug.by Your mom gay and dog water March 10, 2021
Get the reardan mug.When a character in a movie or TV series is played by someone, but is later replaced by another actor/actress in the story's continuity.
Bob: You ever seen The Incredible Hulk?
Joe: Nope. It looks lame.
Bob: It takes place before The Avengers.
Joe: How? The actors who play Hulk in are different.
Bob: It was because of a recast. Edward Norton was supposed to continue playing Hulk, but left after creative differences. He was replaced by Mark Ruffalo.
Joe: Nope. It looks lame.
Bob: It takes place before The Avengers.
Joe: How? The actors who play Hulk in are different.
Bob: It was because of a recast. Edward Norton was supposed to continue playing Hulk, but left after creative differences. He was replaced by Mark Ruffalo.
by My long shlong April 4, 2021
Get the recast mug.