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costa rican churchill

basically shaved ice but with some costa rican flare to create a sugar bomb since ticos are strangely obsessed with condensed milk. and now there are like a million variations such as cakes, popsicles, ice cream, gelato, waffles, and drinks because capitalism

created in the Puntarenas province by Joaquín Agüilar Ezquivel, and because of his striking resemblance to british prime minister, Sir Winston Churchill, they gave it it's name. (lmfao??)

churchill vendors are mainly found on Puntarena beachsides like Playa Caldera.
i gave a costa rican churchill to my lactose intolerant friend and i think i killed him
by gooooga July 7, 2023
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Puerto Rican flickergooning

La parpapaja puertorriqueña (t.c.c. Puerto Rican flickergooning, La parpapaja boricua) es una variación del flickergooning con raíces en Puerto Rico. Su rasgo distintivo es el uso de símbolos culturales boricuas durante la práctica. No existe un protocolo oficial, pero suele seguirse una fórmula similar. Se necesitan: un cartel de Juan Dalmau, uno de Jennifer González (ambos candidatos en las elecciones del 2024), tostones (preferiblemente de bolsa), aceite de cocina, una hoja de plátano, una estufa (cualquier tipo) y lubricante (se recomienda aceite de bebé).

Los pasos iniciales incluyen colocar la cartulina de Dalmau al frente y la de González a la derecha (90°). Se fríen los tostones por 5–10 minutos antes de comenzar. Luego, se lubrica el miembro reproductivo y se utiliza la hoja de plátano como herramienta de masturbación. El gooner se posiciona frente a Dalmau y con González a su derecha. Durante la paja, se recomienda que el aceite caliente salpique para intensificar la experiencia. La mano no dominante debe levantar el dedo medio hacia la cartulina de González como gesto simbólico. Se pueden incluir rituales adicionales. Técnicas comunes incluyen la penetración de mano de 1–2 fotogramas, la pela de 3 fotogramas o la cosquilla de cojones a 5 fotogramas. La práctica celebra el orgullo cultural boricua antes del celibato voluntario.
Mayagooner: "Rofl acabo de probar nice gooning canadiense"

Chad tainomaxxer: "Canto de chudplebeyo, prueba Puerto Rican flickergooning. Yo Puerto Rican flickergoonié al pueblo de Adjuntas por como like 5 años. Cuando terminé hice tributo de cum a Tata Charbonier. Soy superior a tí wolololol"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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Puerto Rican Riviera

Southern part of Brooklyn also known as Coney Island. Riviera season is June til September. Signs of the season include but not limited to an increase of Honda's & Nissan's with PA, VA, & NJ temp tags parked along Surf Ave with empty Coors Light cans leading a trail to the brown sandy beach.
I saw Mexicans playing volleyball with a soccer play on the Puerto Rican Riviera last year.
by 15plus1 May 1, 2022
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Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
by Young Jazo July 9, 2018
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Rican Brothers

A bond between two brothers that's bigger then any other bond.
They are Rican Brothers
by Rider44 June 22, 2020
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Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”
by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024
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