quietpes

Quietpes in playing the computer game Pro Evolution Soccer on the XBox very quietly, so as not to wake your housemates. Or at least creating the illusion that you are playing Pro Evo quietly, whilst parting like a man possesed.

Housemate 1: I'm not being funny mate but you kept me up all night again with your bloody parting mate. Mate.

Housemate 2: No, no, no we couldn't have, I just had a few mates round for a bit of quietpes. Oh, by the way, they'l be more quietpes tonight aswel, I'm off to the pub to get poombed.

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007

Quierdo

A person with homosexual tendancies that acts in a wierd or obsurd manner

Did you see Adam Stillman's Quierdo sweater? What a gay!

by honsda August 17, 2008

Quief Elizabeth

The Royal Pussy Farter

THat bitch pussy farted so loud she was deemed Quief Elizabeth.

by Sle3ps December 5, 2010

quigeon

A pigeon that quacks

"Look! That pigeon! It's quacking"
"It's a quigeon"

by Lingers September 23, 2012

quiet sex

When you cant pleasure the girl/male

We had quiet sex uhgg

by Gator194 May 25, 2015

Quiet Area

A quiet area is a location where no birds, cats, dogs or any wildlife can be found our heard.

John: Did you try that new Asian all you can eat restaurant? They say its all chicken but it all tastes different due to the rich variety of sauces they use! In fact you might even believe its not even plain chicken. Only problem is it seems like a quiet area of town for some reason.

by The Smart Ass June 29, 2015

quietgoer

Someone who often quite abruptly stops communicating with you. Quietgoers are most often found at the start of the courting process, when selling items online and when looking for jobs but they crop up in all walks of life.

The quietgoer is so called because he/she "goes quiet" on you and will pretty much pretend to be dead to you because they have decided they want nothing more to do with you but don't want to inform you of this fact.

Someone was supposed to collect this oriental rug I have here but he's a quietgoer, havn't heard from him in two weeks and all attempts to contact him failed.

by Pineapple Dan August 27, 2015