queef jerky 

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

queef jerky by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005

Queef Mobile 

- Noun - A word used to define a car that has a loud exhaust. Usually that of a pop-culture car modeled after the movie The Fast and The Furious.

John Doe: "Did you hear that queef mobile!?! It rattled my windows right off my car!"

Queef Mobile by Brian Fitch February 11, 2006

queef feast 

the act of trying to eat the air that is released from a girls vagina (a queef), usually while doing other filthy activities

Jim- hey bro what did you end up doing last night

Paul- i went to Jessica's house last night and i had an unexpected queef feast

Jim-dam Paul your fucking DIRTY!

queef feast by slag surfer March 22, 2010

Queef Soup

When a woman squirts and queefs at the same time and the mixture of vaginal juices and air creates a frothy mixture, this is known as queef soup. When the mixture also contains semen it may be referred to as Cream of Queef Soup.
If she is also on her period then the mixture is most accurately described as Queef Stew.

I was fucking Bianca so hard that when she came I got drenched in Queef Soup. I came a second later, narrowly missing being slathered in Cream of Queef. Thankfully she wasn't on the rag so there was no risk of Queef Stew.

Queef Soup by Reginald Laserbeam August 6, 2015

Queef Lasagna 

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

Queef Lasagna by Jif - Come At Me Bro June 4, 2016

Queef of relief 

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.

Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.

Queef of relief by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016

queef wagon 

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.

That car over there is a queef wagon.

queef wagon by Kg212013 January 1, 2017