PDOMA

"Pulled Directly Out of My Ass". A completely unsupported result or opinion.

"I was only given 20 minutes to give an estimate that should have taken 2 weeks, so I provided a PDOMA one."

"Immigrants have completely ruined our country! US or Canada".

by Unbaffled by BS October 6, 2019

Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

Premature Enterulation

When you are typing and you press the Return Key too soon

A lot of my awkward conversations come from my premature enterulation.

by muffinzrule May 15, 2020

Pooman

Is on the run

Pooman is (was) on the (fucking) run

by POOPYKATELYN October 25, 2020

Pooman

Is on the run

I think Pooman is on the fucking run again!!

by POOPYKATELYN October 25, 2020

premature pinchage

When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.

"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."

by Dysentery March 8, 2021

Premature Epackulation

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.

I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.

by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021