When your girlfriend gets made at you for poor communication you give this to her to promise you will communicate better
Girl- you never express your feelings
Guy- “gives promise ring” I promise to express my feelings better
Guy- “gives promise ring” I promise to express my feelings better
by Jp9876 May 10, 2019
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by Poruchan July 30, 2011
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Person 1: "Last night, while high, I told anyone who would listen about what a great, complex and genius band Foreigner was."
Person 2: "Whoa, talk about high praise."
Person 2: "Whoa, talk about high praise."
by Nnn E December 24, 2006
Get the high praise mug.The act of swearing a blood oath while pinkies are interlocked. Breakers of the pinkie promise beware...
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is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.
is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.
moving day promise
by Jill Collinson February 19, 2011
Get the Promise mug.When making a promise to someone instead of doing a pinky promise, you engage in a Promise rabbit where both parties make a rabbit ears shape with thier second and third finger put the rabbits together in a scissoring motion then pull away making an explosion noise.
The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.
The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.
Person 1 - Dude, I promise not to watch adult material on your laptop.
Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise
Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise
*does the promise rabbit.
Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise
Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise
*does the promise rabbit.
by McMaizonattor September 3, 2012
Get the Promise Rabbit mug.Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.
Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014
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