Promise Rabbit

When making a promise to someone instead of doing a pinky promise, you engage in a Promise rabbit where both parties make a rabbit ears shape with thier second and third finger put the rabbits together in a scissoring motion then pull away making an explosion noise.

The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.

Person 1 - Dude, I promise not to watch adult material on your laptop.

Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise

Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise

*does the promise rabbit.

by McMaizonattor September 3, 2012

promise cat

Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.

Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."

by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014

promise

what people say but don't really care about

e- "promise we'll always be best friends no matter what"

c- "promise"

*fight*

e- "you promised to never leave.. and now you're leaving?"

c- "promises were meant to be broken"

by 3afterYou July 16, 2015

promise panty

A pair of lingerie (often a panty) to let a person know that sex is in the future. Wearing the lingerie (panty) is real time confirmation that it's time for sex.

She's not ready to gave sex with me, but she's given me her red promise panty.

by ArtieWolfe May 7, 2016

Primus

Experiencing connection difficulties during a gaming session thus insinuating one has shit connection. Symptoms: Lag, delay, disconnection and sudden bursts of anger from the connectee.

Club Captain: fuck sake Dellis! Why have you not passed that.

Dellis: Argh I did, I have fucking delay!

Club member: Don't blame it on your Primus connection you greedy bastard.

Dellis: Fuck off Danny

by Jeebel May 17, 2017

Premisis

A new age spelling and definition of the word "Premises" plural : a piece of land with the buildings on it.
Derived from the root word "Premis" meaning a single building.

Premisis singular: is defined as a tract of land with a single building on it.

The origin of the new word is almost certainly the Essex & Thames Police (UK)to define a "Single Building" instead of a "Group of Buildings" as defined under the word "Premises".

Tonight we will carry out a raid on this premisis.

We found a significant amount of stolen goods in this premisis tonight.

by LotsOfNewWords May 2, 2018

Promise

When you tell someone you'll do something but sometimes you do the opposite of what you said.

I promise I won't tell anyone.

by One n' only January 29, 2018