similar to after grad, only before a graduation as opposed to after. Basically sought after by the kind of douchebag high schooler who believes the only way to enjoy themselves and prove to their friends that theyre the shit is to get wasted, even if it means making a complete fool of yourself in front of your parents and teachers at the actual grad ceremony.
Normal guy: Ohhh man im gonna get sooo wasted at after grad
Douchebag: Ohhh man im gonna get soo wasted at pre grad, then sneak in some booze for grad and get wasted there, then get totally wasted at after grad. yeah im the shit.
Douchebag: Ohhh man im gonna get soo wasted at pre grad, then sneak in some booze for grad and get wasted there, then get totally wasted at after grad. yeah im the shit.
by Tom Lincoln1 May 3, 2009
Get the pre gradmug. Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came earlier, but too long ago to be relevant. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to. Often used as a comic device.
A classic pre-sequitur:
during Mary's job interview
Lou Grant: What religion are you?
Mary Richards: Mr. Grant, I don't quite know how to say this, but you're not allowed to ask that when someone's applying for a job. It's against the law.
Lou Grant: Wanna call a cop?
Mary Richards: No.
Lou Grant: Good. Would you think I was violating your civil rights if I asked if you're married?
Mary Richards: Presbyterian.
during Mary's job interview
Lou Grant: What religion are you?
Mary Richards: Mr. Grant, I don't quite know how to say this, but you're not allowed to ask that when someone's applying for a job. It's against the law.
Lou Grant: Wanna call a cop?
Mary Richards: No.
Lou Grant: Good. Would you think I was violating your civil rights if I asked if you're married?
Mary Richards: Presbyterian.
by Megareds January 2, 2008
Get the pre-sequiturmug. by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020
Get the pre-cummug. Yiff referring to anthropomorphic pornography, often watched and made by furries.
To be a pre-yiffer it would mean to watch yiff and not be a furry.
To be a pre-yiffer it would mean to watch yiff and not be a furry.
by A Stupid Furry December 15, 2021
Get the Pre-Yiffermug. It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!
by Jordicolas April 17, 2019
Get the pre-karmamug. even more informal version of "schooled"(also a rip off of homerowed.) meaning to be shown up at something by a person much younger than you.
by master-p January 11, 2006
Get the pre-k'dmug. The process of eating a small meal before you eat in order to work your way into a larger meal. This process is beneficial to prevent an upset stomach when one is extremely hungry, or to ensure that one does not spend too much buying a larger meal in order to satiate hunger. This process is not to be confused with snacking; pre-eating deals more with meals in smaller portions like appetizers or small microwavable meals.
I didn't eat anything ALL DAY! I need to pre-eat before we go to that buffet or I'll get myself sick.
John: Aww mann I'm still hungry. That cheeseburger didn't work.
Craig: Shoulda pre-ate.
I've been pre-eating for Thanksgiving all day. BRING IT ON!!
John: Aww mann I'm still hungry. That cheeseburger didn't work.
Craig: Shoulda pre-ate.
I've been pre-eating for Thanksgiving all day. BRING IT ON!!
by xyz123gash October 19, 2010
Get the pre-eatingmug.