pain

the action of watching someone you love play survival Minecraft for the very first time

"Planks... No, that's just a log. You need planks... Yes, sticks are also made of planks..."

*Praying* "Someone, anyone, please end this pain."

by F1lthy_Hum4n March 13, 2021

Painfully Thick

So thick, it be causing PAIN from all the weight it put on the person.

She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!

by DNAGuy October 27, 2021

Painbow

It's like a rainbow but looking at it turns you inside out.

They say seeing a painbow will be the most agonizing moment of your life until you die 8 seconds later.

by The BooBoo Buddy Club November 11, 2021

Baroque Pain Syndrome

This is the diagnosis for a long, elaborate story given to a doctor you don't know on a Friday night to try to convince him to call in a Vicodin prescription.

Ten minutes into the stranger's rambling, slurred story involving an undiagnosed medical condition, interstate travel, several animals and a plumbing accident, the doctor realized that the diagnosis must be Baroque Pain Syndrome.

by Pollyanna2 October 10, 2009

woodchuck pain tolerance

Phenonenom wherein a person can take a fierce beating and continue to function. Is often associated with being a complete woodchuck often possesing retard strength.

Bill has woodchuck pain tolerance - even after Tom smashed a full beer bottle on his forehead he got up and kicked Tom's ass.

by vermontster August 15, 2010

double painbows

Used to describe something as memorable as a double rainbow.
Except it's painful.

I went sledding and face planted in the ice. Double Painbows the rest of the way down.

by KiriSpork January 3, 2011

mother pains

When thoughts drift unavoidably to motherhood. The biological urge and longing to be a mother but at the same time, the knowing that you're not really ready for it. Mentally, emotionally, or career-wise.

I've been having these mother pains since I was very young. Want to have a family some day.

by FayeFleurDeLis October 21, 2010