kellsey pour

When you almost over fill a cup; fill it to the brim

Hot damn, that's one close Kellsey pour.

by OliveOil5 January 5, 2017

Hans Petur

faggot

Hans Petur is a faggot

by eplir777epeplireplir August 25, 2017

table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

Freudian Pour

When you are making yourself a mixed drink and because of current life situation, you mix a triple when you intended to mix a single because your “Id” took over.

Well I was having a rough weekend with the in laws but after I Freudian poured a couple G &Ts life got lots better.

by Lbendy33 July 21, 2018

Kara pour

An extremely large pour of wine.

Do you want a sip or a Kara pour

by G.rant November 16, 2018

Ethnic Posturing

When your cool white friends want to prove that theyre more than white, that one of their grandparents were colombian or african or asian!

Friend: "I may look super white but actually my grandpa is from argentina"
Other friend: "dude thats so cool!"
last friend: " stfu dude and stop your ethnic posturing"

by visionary9000 October 21, 2019

Pszwaro Pour

A hefty pour, usually of wine in a wine glass. Typically the pour fills the glass all the way up.

“That was quite the Pszwaro Pour.” “Mind your own business.”

by chickenstriptease July 21, 2020