poisonous

So good you'll die!

little boy: "Watch my poisonous pillow-jump!"
me: "Poisonous? What does that mean?"
little boy: "So good you'll die!"

by Agent Crush October 13, 2008

Poison the Well

released the cd "the opposite of december" one of the few perfect albums out there where every song is good. epitome of good hXc.

but then the fucking sell outs changed their style/topics and even voice, released t-shirts in hot topic and started touring with pussy scremo mtv bands like thrice and tbs

oh man, when i see the lead singer of poison the well, he will get a kick square in the balls

go pick up "women and children die first" by remembering never instead, another perfect cd.

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

POSOTUS

The official acronym of the Piece Of Sh!t Of The United States.

"The POSOTUS gave a briefing on the Healthcare Plan today, and the people are rising up against it."

"The POSOTUS returns salutes in kind of a weak wristed way, what a fag"

"The 'Dear Leader' is really just a POSOTUS."

by PrinceAlTheManBearPig August 13, 2009

poison the roach

To perform a naughty deed.

I caught Jack trying to poison the roach last night.

by Kazumi T January 5, 2006

possom playhouse

One of the unique behaviours of possoms is when they are afraid of a preditor they go into a self induced state appearing like they are dead. When I was a child my brother and I used this word as a code word meaning pretend to be sleeping when our parents whould come to check on us at night. This word has been passed down to my children and grandchildren over the years

Ted and Zelda are playing cards under the bed with a flshlight. Zelda calls out to her brother "Quick get into bed Dad is coming... possom playhouse"

by crackerbox June 29, 2009

Manhattan Pothole

The act of depositing your load in a girls belly button then, smacking her belly button so your jiz splatters all over like you hit a pothole.

John : " Aw man i gotta wash my sheets after work tonight"
Patrick: "Oh ya whyzat?"
John: " I Manhattan Potholed this chick and it got EVERYWHERE!"

by Quirk37 January 26, 2011

food stamp poisoning

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”

by ewobbel October 27, 2011