Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.

by elviscoolie October 7, 2009

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penis recoil

When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.

Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.

Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!

by hertel3k January 13, 2010

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penis whore

a whore who is in love with a huge penis, and only the penis.

damn that bitch be a penis whore

by manspider91 May 25, 2013

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Ugly Penis

logan paul

Logan Paul has such an ugly penis

by OS GoST January 7, 2020

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The famous move by Star Platinum from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. The stand Star Platinum extends his penis out as an attack with such sheer strength it obliterates anyone that comes in contact with it.

Behold the power of my Star Platinum's ultimate move, Star Penis!

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019

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