Polkinghorn

Most of the "Polkies" are control freak fucktards but some of them one in particular is so fucking badass bro I wish I could be her one day God I wish the Polkinghorns were real

Yo was that Arianna?? God she's so badass I bet she's a Polkinghorn, oh wait she is

by Aaron Lewis' vibrator November 12, 2025

piggy porking

Running across town wearing nothing but a wife beater looking like the character Porky Pig from loony toons.

Drunk guy: hey man...lets(hiccups)...go to the stadium and go piggy porking.

by beer pong bong May 22, 2007

prairie pokin'

(v.) the act of having sex out in the country or on a backroad

They went out prairie pokin' after the bonfire.

by Tanner P January 25, 2008

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014

T Posing

Gay

Gary: * T Posing *

Maria: Dude ur so gay

by MeemRevieev September 24, 2018

turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.

Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club

by Crisper72 April 4, 2019

poop posing

The act of a male defecating inside a female's anus in order to display dominance over said female.

John: How was it with Jessica last night?
Chad: Dude, she was begging me to be poop posing in her.

by poop poser November 23, 2019