Skip to main content

twat plant

Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.
She needs to do something with that twat plant.
by Kandicyd July 24, 2009
mugGet the twat plantmug.

Plant-Maxing

Synonym for photosynthesis; To grow to one's maximum height as if they were flora or vegetation.
If you stay in the sun too long, you're gonna plant-maxing like everything else in the garden!
by John Fire Hydrant May 26, 2025
mugGet the Plant-Maxingmug.

Julie the plant

rip to the best plant unfortunately rye Beaumont punched her then jack duff peltered her across the room then mikey cobban laid her to rest in the toilet RIP JULIE GBNF!❤️
Rye.. I just killed Julie the plant oops
by mikey Cobbans ballsack January 18, 2019
mugGet the Julie the plantmug.

Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 2, 2018
mugGet the Plant Blindnessmug.

Plant purge

It is an event in itself and can last hours. And people do show up and stick around for the show. So once a plant is claimed at a purge, you screenshot your winning claim and send it to the seller. This serves as evidence that you were indeed the first person to comment “sold” and that you indeed won the plant.
by Freedom Phoenix February 27, 2022
mugGet the Plant purgemug.

planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.
Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!
by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011
mugGet the plantingmug.

ninja plant

In Counter-Strike, a ninja plant occurs when a player on the T side plants the bomb very early into the round, onto a defended bomb site, unopposed.

Ninja plants are commonly achieved using a sneaky smoke bomb, with a clever choice of movement, or simply by pure luck. Ninja plants are usually embarrassing for the CTs, as it shows their lack of attention and/or skill.
Seeing the poor positioning of opponents, the T player took a deep breath before sneaking onto bomb site A, managing to ninja plant the bomb before the CTs could get him on his crosshair. He then quickly hid behind a box, waiting for his teammates to arrive at the bomb site.
by unterwegs November 17, 2024
mugGet the ninja plantmug.

Share this definition